Friday, May 9, 2008

For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Navin Johnson - The Jerk 1979

Back in June of last year I wrote:

Eating is also going to become more expensive as fuel prices rise, and I think people are going to similarly have trouble getting past this idea that they are somehow underprivileged to not eat chicken, pork or beef for every meal.
(Emphasis not original.)
I shouldn't break my arm patting myself on the back as a visionary, but it happened. Perhaps it was even easy to see for anyone who paid attention, I don't know. I do know this: Good beer has broken the barrier of $10 a six. One of the few items I was keeping a mental check on. Yep, inflation is here and it's time to reassess our idea of the American dream. And probably for good.

If anyone around here wants help in getting started in bicycle or intermodal transportation, just say so in the comments at any time.

Note: Try the pie and the 1554 if you can get/afford it. Yummy!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

He's not a President. He's an ordinary person.

Bob Alexander - Dave 1993

Since this gas tax holiday is such a darn good thing for the average citizen, I'd like someone to ask McCain or Clinton where the legislation is they are introducing to the Senate, and how they intend to get it through Congress by June (you know, the start of summer.) Because last time I checked, a president (never mind presidential hopeful) couldn't just waive a magic wand and enact legislation.

I was going to suggest that perhaps the media should also explain how this law-makin' stuff works, but I'm guessing they'd have to learn too...

Update: Great idea, Old Man. This is why presidential candidates cannot promise a gas tax holiday for this summer unless somebody writes legislation and pushes it through really, really fast. I wonder how it would go over if Obama pointed this out.





Berkeley in (almost) summer for the Monday evening commute. Cool, cloudy, fog rolling in. You can't really see it in the photo, but there are wisps of fog floating over the street from the bay. Of course, were you to be driving home then, you probably wouldn't have seen them either.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

What he needs is a kick in the nads.

Jackie Burkhardt (about Hyde) - That '70's Show

Ah, the short memory of Americans for all things gasoline related. Forgotten are the joys of the '70s where fuel shortages hit America and people had to go without. Where a used '67 Corvette with 427 could be purchased used for a pittance because people couldn't fuel it up. Where US automakers first saw the sales power of well-built fuel efficient small (and foreign) vehicles, and the Japanese kicked their asses thus gaining a permanent and serious market share.

From the NY Times: As Gas Costs Soar, Buyers Flock to Small Cars. Define flocking? "In what industry analysts are calling a first, about one in five vehicles sold in the United States was a compact or subcompact car during April, based on monthly sales data released Thursday. Almost a decade ago, when sport utility vehicles were at their peak of popularity, only one in every eight vehicles sold was a small car."

Surely with all the money thrown at cars by consumers, the US companies had their luminaries who saw this coming, right? "The trend toward smaller and lighter vehicles with better mileage is a blow to Detroit automakers, which offer fewer such models than Asian carmakers like Toyota and Honda. Moreover, the decline of S.U.V.’s and pickups has curtailed the biggest source of profits for General Motors, Ford and Chrysler." Guess not. Look, I'm no business expert, but shouldn't these guys have a handle on the idea that fuel prices will affect vehicle sizes sold? Shouldn't they recall the somewhat bleak '70's where about the only reason to buy most American cars was patriotism? Wouldn't it be smart to have a contingency plan?

Thank dog for one thing, "'The era of the truck-based large S.U.V.’s is over,' said Michael Jackson, chief executive of AutoNation, the nation’s largest auto retailer." Being passed closely by a Fit while riding is scary, but nowhere near as scary as a Suburban. The sooner those things get parked in favor of the Fits, the better.

What about gas sales? "How the downsizing of America’s vehicle fleet will affect fuel consumption is still largely unknown. When gas prices rise, as they are now, many drivers simply drive less to save money.

But there are some indications that the trend toward smaller vehicles will reduce the nation’s fuel use. In California, motorists bought 4 percent less gasoline in January than they did the year before, a drop of more than 58 million gallons, according to the Oil Price Information Service.

'That is an incredible year-over-year drop,' said Tom Kloza, the organization’s chief oil analyst. 'Some of it clearly has to do with changes in the vehicle fleet.'"

I may be a jerk for it, but whenever fuel prices come up at work, I take the opportunity to point out that over the course of 18 months and 4-5,000 miles of commuting, I've spent around $25 on a new chain for my bike. That's not to say I haven't taken public transportation during that time, but it's pretty rare these days as I'd much rather be on my bike.

And as a told you so, Barack Obama's website has a link to Jabberwonk.com's fuel tax holiday rebate debunking. Very interesting that he's not jumping on the stupid wagon with the other two. Man, I hate bullshit when it's not mine. Doing the math for how much you save as a consumer was pretty easy, but what I had no way of knowing was how much money the states miss out on and how many jobs are lost without this money. Take a look. It's a lot.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.

Angel Eyes - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966

The Good - Another bicycle in the office via a coworker inspired to not drive.

The Bad - This ain't gonna help a lot of people. (Not the bike, of course.)

5:15 AM on the way to work...
6:00 PM on the way home.

The Ugly - Americans unload prized belongings to make ends meet

Struggling with mounting debt and rising prices, faced with the toughest economic times since the early 1990s, Americans are selling prized possessions online and at flea markets at alarming rates.

And to date, I've heard no elected or wanting to be elected leaders call for conservation. I guess we've got to do this ourselves. Load includes (but not limited to): a laptop, work clothes, two baguettes, and a six of New Belgium Brewery 1554. Suck on that, Chevron.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

It's your future... I see a cab ride. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.

The Wolf - Pulp Fiction 1994

I was reading Daily Kos earlier today and found what I consider to be a monumentally interesting post on oil and us by Devilstower entitled "Belated Earth Day: The Big Gulp." It's not a long post, and I recommend you give it a read. Don't worry, it's not a hate site in spite of what some fox news personalities say.

This post hit me where I live. I normally don't do very long posts here because I don't feel this is the forum for lengthy hackery, but I also don't think an excess of words is critical to convey an idea. I don't quite agree with the bit about EVs, but his most succinct (and dare I say hopeful?) description of how to tackle our oil addiction was this:

"To reduce our need for oil, we need to reduce the number of multi-ton vehicles used to shuttle individuals between homes and offices. And that's the very good news. Because consumption of oil is, at its heart, a social issue. There's no Second Law of Petrodynamics that states every human being must have 20 gallons of high test to get through the day. Sure, it will be great to have plug-in hybrids and full bore EVs on the road, but we don't have to wait until then to tackle this problem. We can choose to end the oil crisis, and it involves no technological breakthroughs at all. (This emphasis is mine.)

The solution lies in making choices as boring as picking up that fluorescent light bulb. The answer is conservation.

* Drive less.
* Take public transit.

* Walk.

* If it's too far to walk, use a bike.
* If it's too far to bike, and there no public transportation, car pool.
* If you can't car pool, use a smaller, more efficient vehicle.

* If you have a long commute, move closer to work.

* If you can't move closer, take a closer job.

* If you can't get a different job, see if you can telecommute.
"

Now, I'm well aware that there are millions of citizens out there that think every single one of these things is so thoroughly un-American that they'll give up their steering wheel when we pry it from their cold dead hands. And that's okay because people fear change. But lots of people are starting to reconsider what "normal" means. This whole idea is a radical departure from what we've been sold, and it will take time to internalize it.

What I really find interesting and thoroughly depressing is some of the comments from people who are typically flaming liberals, open to new ideas and points of view. So many are of the "great idea and you are correct, but it won't work for me because.." types. Now I hate to sit in judgment of people I don't know, but I find it very hard to believe that someone can't possibly do any of them. Ever.

Some simple math goes like this. Every person skips driving to work one time a month. Once again, these are numbers out of thin air, but let's say ten million commuters save 1.5 gallons of gas each month by not driving that one time. That's 15,000,000 gallons saved each month. That's 180,000,000 per year. If the government encourages it and publishes statistics like these, suddenly everyone realizes they can make a difference. Maybe they get excited and do it once a week. Now suddenly you've got (not counting work vehicles) 20% less traffic and its associated pollution and road wear. Then employers figure out how to have people work from home regularly as a perk, and now things get even better.

Far-fetched perhaps, but it could happen. I think that the key is really think we need our government to lead the way. (Consider how US patriotism worked at home during WW II.)

And consider this. If your neighbor has the right to demand an infrastructure dedicated to providing him with cheap junk from China, you have the right to demand more and better public transportation in your area. If it isn't there, ask for it. You found me on the internet, so use it to find someone that is headed your direction for work and ride together once a week. You have internet at home, so tell the boss why you'd like to use it to work from home once every other week and what benefits the company will get from it. Then figure out how to make it happen. Drive part of the way and ride your bike or take the bus the rest. Every bit helps.

Regardless of what anyone tries to sell you, it's being a lot more patriotic than putting a magnetic ribbon (that was made in China) on your car. Chevron won't thank you, but I will.

Update: Looks like Atrios saw the same post and commented on it. And I flat out disagree with him that the only way most people will reduce driving is to move to places where they can get around more without a car. The comments are the same, though. Some people tell us what they do to reduce fuel use, others try to rationally explain why they can't reduce. And a few mock the concept.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?

Thelma - Thelma & Louise 1991

KansasCity.com is reporting that "Gasoline usage heads down." They note that: "Gas consumption so far this year is down about 0.2 percent compared to last year, according to the Energy Information Administration. The federal agency is predicting that gasoline demand will be down 0.4 percent this summer and 0.3 percent for the year. That may not sound like much, but it would be the first time since 1991 that there’s been a decline in annual gas consumption. And it would be only the eighth year since 1951 in which demand for gasoline has declined."

Also noted: "According to AAA, the national average on Monday for a gallon of gasoline was $3.50 a gallon, or 64 cents higher than a year ago. Diesel was $4.20 per gallon, or $1.27 higher than a year ago."

Check out which areas are driving less these days and you'll see that the people with the coldest winters generally have reduced driving the most. It might strike one as strange since the weather in the west and south is generally more conducive to not driving, but I'm guessing it has more to do with the cities and public transportation options. I would have thought the hearty folk of the west would lead the way, but then I look out the window and reality slaps me upside the back of the head.

I also thought their poll was pretty interesting. The big winner was Fewer/shorter leisure trips. Okay, but that's just lazy being lazier by not doing something like going to the mall for fun. Buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle suprises me not in the least since doing so means we can still drive, drive, drive. And as a bonus, these new converts can make fun of anyone driving an SUV as stupid or short-sighted. Where's my eye rolling emoticon???

The big surprise? Walking or riding a bike actually beat out carpooling and mass transit. Wow, I did not see that one coming. That type of change is one that actually takes physical effort. Could it be that people are catching on to the great time-saving, fat-burning, better than meds bicycling lifestyle? Um, probably not yet is my guess. Plus, perhaps the responses are mostly local and therefore somewhat skewed. I'd really like to see the results on a national scale.

Back to cost vs demand. So if I do my math properly, I start with a gas price last year of $2.86. The additional $.64 per gallon this year is a 22.4% increase. Usage is down .2%. This can only mean that if we wanted to reduce our fuel useage by 50% gas would have to be approximately $58.80 per gallon? Okay, so I realize it doesn't work that way, but it kinda sorta doesn't sound all that far-fetched, does it?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Mappin' ain't easy.

Wait, actually these days it is.

Checking out MapMyRide.com I noted that someone has already mapped out the all-time classic Pinehurst Loop. Except for the very beginning and end, this is my Tuesday after work (and 18 miles of commuting) ride. Nobody currently racing shows up, but it's still pretty fast as there are a lot of strong riders 'round these parts. Man, I love riding bikes here.

Veloroutes.org is pretty cool too. The map looks pretty much the same, but I built this elevation chart that I was able to download on its own. Now you can compare routes and look for the hills or flats based on what you want. No GPS required. The Tuesday ride profile from my door:


Friday, April 18, 2008

Help Wanted

Help Wanted: Must be able to turn pedals and be excited about looking at the back of me while eliminating pollution during your commute. Ability to take direction and remain calm a must. Height requirement approximately 5'4" to 5'10" (although this is somewhat flexible based on your capacity for tolerating discomfort.) Weekly schedule could be M-R approximately 6:30 and 4:15, but could be negotiated as needed.

The normal route is the Arlington shops in Kensington to City Center in Oakland via Milvia/Shattuck/Telegraph (however the return trip is preferably climbing Spruce or Euclid.) This position is not for the faint of heart (or weak of heart, for that matter.) Sidewalk riders and those concerned about vehicular traffic need not apply. The preferred candidate will be someone shorter and lighter than me, someone that's got a hell of an engine, loves beer, is a flaming liberal and has both middle fingers intact and ready for use. Luggage accommodations will consist of two panniers that you provide and possibly part of a small trunk bag on top of the rear rack (not shown in picture.)

Cycling shoes, pedals and a saddle comfortable for you not included.

And yes, I'm sort of serious.

If this doesn't work, I'll change the add to "For a Good Time Call..."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours.

The Humungus - Mad Max 2 1981

Yay, our oil troubles are over! Brazil appears to have located a huge new reserve of oil. "A huge offshore oil discovery could raise Brazil's petroleum reserves by a whopping 40 percent and boost this country into the ranks of the world's major exporters, officials said." Guess what needs to be done to extract it. "The Tupi field lies under 2,140 meters (7,060 feet) of water, more than 3,000 meters (almost 10,000 feet) of sand and rocks, and then another 2,000-meter (6,600-foot) thick layer of salt." I sure hope they've got democracy nailed down because we've seen what happens to places that have oil and don't. Just sayin'...

While this is good news (economically, I suppose) for Brazil, what about the poor old US of A? Well, Presidential candidate John McCain proves he's no slouch on economic issues: "John McCain called Tuesday for the federal government to free people from paying gasoline taxes this summer and ensure that college students can secure loans this fall, proposals aimed at stemming the public's pain now from the troubled economy."

I'm cool with student loans, but not taxing fuel for the entire summer? What is is with these "leaders" that think the only way to make people happy is to reduce taxes? Anybody notice we've got a deteriorating infrastructure which is due to lack of money to pay for repair and improvements? You know, taxes? And let's not forget that these repairs equate to jobs. So could we please lay off the fear of taxes?

How about some rebuttal from The Times? "But economists and energy analysts say it would have little impact on mitigating the rise in gasoline prices. In fact, it could lead to the opposite result."

Why? '“You don’t want to stimulate consumption,” said Lawrence Goldstein, an economist at the Energy Policy Research Foundation. “The signal you want to send is the opposite one. Politicians should say that conservation is where people’s mindset ought to be.”' I guess I'm not alone in this idea, after all.

"Mr. Goldstein said that instead of freezing the federal tax, the government should help lower-income populations pay for gasoline. It would be cheaper and benefit those households that need it most." Socialist bastards. Wait, no, okay by me.

But the tax. We have to do something about these high costs of driving! "The United States the has lowest gasoline taxes among industrialized countries. It also has the highest gasoline consumption level in the world. Energy experts say the two are related." Never mind.

And what if we did enact this brilliant plan and drove more as a result? '“Higher demand just pushes the world price a bit higher, giving a sizable share of the tax refund to oil producers,” said Lee Schipper, an energy expert and a visiting scholar at the University of California at Berkeley. He also pointed out that lower gasoline taxes, and hence spurring consumption, contradicts Senator McCain’s stated goal of reduce carbon dioxide emissions from the burning of fossil fuels. “And would the higher carbon dioxide emissions from the higher gasoline demand be consistent with his previous stance on restraining those emissions?”' That would be a no.

So just how much will this save the average consumer? Let's just do some math with round numbers (and for the record, I'm pulling these numbers out of thin air. Your results may vary.) Let's assume the average person drives 12,000 miles per year in a 20 mpg car and that this "gift" is good for, heck, let's say six months. That's 6,000 miles of driving while saving 18.4 cents per gallon. You save $55.20! In actuality, summer equals three months, so now we're under $30 in savings.

Don't spend it all in one place, cowboy.

Monday, April 14, 2008

And *then* what are you prepared to do?

Malone - The Untouchables 1987

In engineering, there is a saying that goes something like this:
Strong, light, cheap. Pick two.

In our not so distant future, I see something more along the lines of:
Driving, meat, non-starvation. Pick one. What are you prepared to do?

And since it is the season (and a lot might be riding on this one), here is a quick political reminder. Don't form opinions based solely on sound-bites and opinions of other people. If you think 100 years of Iraq is taken out of context, find the video on YouTube and decide for yourself. If you think ducking sniper-fire was a case of mis-speaking, YouTube the claim. If you want to determine if describing a group of people as bitter is elitism, again, it's on YouTube for you to decide.

In addition, I'd like to state that sporting acumen, breakfast drinks, hair styles and pitches of voices are not prerequisites for good leadership, and should not be considered as such by the thinking individual. If we remember this when making our choices, we'll weed out a lot of riff raff top to bottom. Personally, I couldn't care less if our next leader that looked like Clint Howard and sounded like Rosie Perez. I want results.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Navin, you have taken in fifteen dollars...

...and given away fifty cents worth of crap, which gives us a net profit of fourteen dollars and fifty cents.

Frosty - The Jerk 1979

Just watch this short (20 minute) movie, then do something about it. You have too much stuff. I have too much stuff. Ride your bike and consider your next move.

I have a dream today.

Martin Luther King Jr. 1963

Atrios is correct. Pushing for more funding of public transportation doesn't mean anyone is trying to take your car away. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that if cars were removed from the equation too quickly, then you'd see a recession that would make the Great Depression look like a garden party. Just consider all the jobs that revolve around everything automotive. I don't really say it out loud, but I tend to believe that we would be much better off with steady and purposeful change driven by a progressive government. Escalating gas prices which reduce driving, simultaneously coupled with government investment in public transportation would theoretically give us time to transition from the 20th century to the 21st.

Many people think they hate public transportation, but as he notes, "It's a useful reminder that most Americans literally have no experience living or spending significant time in a place which has a relatively decent public transit system, and they therefore have no way to comprehend it." Right. I think with the proper investments, we could have clean, cost-effective and on-time service that would be a lot nicer than the norm. Sure, your Corinthian-leather couch on wheels complete with a Bose recording studio quality sound system is dreamy, but wouldn't you rather sit on a nice, new light rail train reading the paper instead of doing the stop n go thing on I-80 and US-101? What if good alternatives enticed you away from driving? Is that stealing your car or just good marketing? And what if you really do enjoy it more than driving? Have you then been duped or awakened?

I'd like to eventually see the roads and highways experiencing peak traffic on weekends instead.
I'd like to see a high-speed rail take the Bay Area skiing each weekend instead of Suburbans.
I'd like to see mass transit be thought of as patriotic.
I'd like to see more people respect the legitimacy of bicycle commuters.
I'd like to see more people considering alternatives instead of fretting about how they will keep driving.

Since I'm dreaming, perhaps a quote from JFK (in '61) is a fitting coda to this one:
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. " Most of us can do a lot.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Open Letter to a Hybrid Driver

Dear Blue Honda Insight Driver,

I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot this morning and had words. When you beeped at me, I assumed the worst and I apologize for giving you the "WTF" arm signal and stink-eye. I don't doubt that you are a cyclist and bicycle commuter too, but if so, you should have plenty of experience with drivers beeping their horn at you from behind. Sure you just wanted to warn me you were there because some people can't hear your hybrid coming, and I appreciate the concern for my safety, but you know as well as I do that a beeping horn almost always signifies a driver wanting a cyclist out of the way. Perhaps I am special, but I practice spatial awareness while riding, and I saw your headlights long before you were near me. And believe it or not, I really did hear your awesome hybrid approaching.

My recommendation is that instead of beeping, you simply stay far enough back and only pass where viable so that it doesn't matter if a cyclist hears you or not. That way you won't inadvertently scare anyone or make them think you are one of *those* types of motorists.

As you were so defensive of your actions in light of my protest, I can only hope that you subconsciously realized beeping was a mistake. I would opine that while the situation as a whole was certainly less dangerous, your justification was no different than a guy blowing past me just inches away and saying it was okay to do because he didn't hit me. It's not.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously.

Banky - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001

I drove into work today, and Wow! Just Wow! It was quiet, warm and I had my choice of music not fed through ear buds the entire time. Soft leather seats, no gross people and no sweating.

I'm going to have to do this all the time!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.

Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

Inflation is here, and my economic indicator is a sixer of beer. They aren't breaking $10 yet, but all the $7 brands are now $9+, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time before one goes for it and lets loose the floodgates. Looks like I'll have to stop driving to save money for beer...

Oh, and it looks like gas is about to get a bit more expensive.

"Venezuela is sending to China all the oil it previously shipped to a U.S. refinery jointly owned with Exxon Mobil amid a legal battle between the OPEC nation and the U.S. oil giant, Energy Minister Rafael Ramirez said on Friday.

"With respect to the shipments, we put them at China's disposal," Ramirez told reporters. "All of it."

And just why is an entire country mad at Exxon?

"Exxon and Venezuela have been in dispute over supplies to the Louisiana-based Chalmette refinery since Exxon won court orders freezing $12 billion in Venezuelan assets as part of a legal battle over compensation for Exxon assets Venezuela nationalized in 2007."

"State oil company PDVSA halted supplies to Chalmette, a 50-50 joint venture that can process about 193,000 barrels per day of crude, after Exxon began rejecting some of the cargoes that Venezuela destined for the refinery.

Ramirez said PDVSA rerouted the supplies in protest, which he said were meant to pressure Venezuela as part of an international arbitration over the 2007 nationalization of the Cerro Negro heavy oil project that Exxon once ran.

Exxon wants at least $5 billion in compensation, though PDVSA says it is due less than $1 billion.

A London court this month lifted one of the freeze orders, though Exxon still has similar injunctions in Netherlands and Netherlands Antilles courts."

So our government has been hating on Venezuela's president Chavez, Exxon is jerking them around and now they're sticking it to us. Guess that's what's called holding all the cards. What now, invasion by US forces to spread democracy?

And just to dredge up another old saying, it looks like Chavez is going to have the last laugh.
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is keen to export more oil to Asia to reduce traditional dependence on United States energy markets."
With Chinese oil demands skyrocketing, I doubt he'll have much trouble unloading his product.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

That doesn't really work, does it?

Mozart - Amadeus 1984

This morning while watching the news, I learned that San Francisco is proposing the addition of 34 miles of bike lanes to the existing 44 miles, and more secure bike parking locations. I could be mistaken on the numbers, but that's a mere detail in this post. The point is that they are talking about removing on-street parking and driving lanes in places to achieve this. It was a short segment, so there were no real details, but that's okay for the constraints of a couple minutes of reporting. Wonderful, I thought.

The traffic guy thought otherwise and made a comment before blathering about the all-important traffic situation. This cheesed me off so much that I said the "F" word in front of my 1YO. Oops. Step 2 was write an email to the network. Wanna hear it?...Here it go.

Hello KRON4,

I watched a short segment this morning that was about SF wanting to nearly double the bike lanes in the city. It was a bit broad, but pretty much what must be expected when you only have a couple of minutes devoted to a subject. Thank you for reporting on cycling matters in the community.

My beef is with the traffic guy who followed the report. I don't know his name, but he's heavy-set with a gray and black beard. Just before talking traffic, he made a snide comment suggesting stupidity about the city already not having enough parking and driving lanes, and that now they want to take more away.

His comment was inappropriate and uninformed.

Aside from some generalizations of where the bike lanes are envisioned, no real details were given in the story to ascertain what type of impact the changes will have to the general public. Perhaps he should also consider what impact it will have on pedestrians, residents, current cyclists and the new cyclists created by additional safe bike lanes and high fuel costs. I will also note that we've already tried paving everything and putting everyone behind a steering wheel, and it isn't working.

Were I to make my own snide comment, I'd suggest that your traffic guy ought to get out of the car and try using a bicycle for commuting before rendering a judgment on the wisdom of "taking away" from motorists.

Regards,
And yes, I used my real name. I really feel that we've lost our sense of community, and our culture is hopelessly lost in a quagmire of self-satisfaction created by automobiles, suburbia and big business. Give me hope and wave next time we pass while out riding, would ya?

Friday, March 21, 2008

Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

Samir - Office Space 1999

So what else can the Xtracycle do? Well, it can take your one year-old on her first mountain bike ride. Yep, the trails appear to be dried and we went single-tracking. I tried to climb a steep hill at the end, but the Big Apples spun out. Throw on some knobbies and we'll be set. In fact, since this park is mostly fireroad and almost negatively rated in sketchiness, riding it as is ought to be just fine.

We just did the section that is an option for my commute now that it's dry. When wet, this park is the worst sort of sticky clay you can imagine.



I've never been a fan of the looks of Pedro's Blowout Bags (that use recycled innertubes), but I'm thinking a pair of Simple Shoes' hemp sneakers would be a good replacement for the shoes I regularly wear for commuting. I only mention this because they claim the shoes are vegetarian and vegan, although I think the idea of shoes eating meat is just plain silly. (Click photo for link.)

The teeth on the pedals are eating into the soles of my Vans, so it's just a matter of time before they're dead. And with recycled bicycle tires on the sides of these, a recycled car tire for a sole, and a hemp upper, I'd be stylin'! I bet the sole would stand up well to the pedals, and I could lay down really cool skid-marks . I wonder if they do custom? I'd like a pair made up of my old WTB Velociraptors and the BF Goodrich Eagle STs from the Oldsmobile I had in college. In case you wonder if hemp = marijuana, their ad states that if it was, they'd at least be able to afford models.

Xtracycle Tip: You put it together, you've ridden it a few time, now go back over the fasteners and check that they are still snug. You should do this on the whole bike from time to time, but especially when it's new and because it carries heavy loads.

I found my brake caliper was completely loose, and I also found my Pitlock locking skewer did not hold my rear wheel securely. I knew it felt wiggly when it wasn't loaded much, but took awhile to figure out why. Since the skewer seems to work fine on Mrs. Smudgemo's bike, I'm wondering if the dropouts on the X are somehow out of alignment. Again, to the credit of Xtracycle, they asked me to bring it by so they can check it out. It won't be the end of the world if it doesn't work, but there really is no reason that I can think of why not. I don't even mind the detour from my commute because they also have a Big Dummy that I'm going to try to demo and write about.

Bonus Xtracycle Tip: Taking the kid's bike along. I built my wide-loader out of copper pipe as noted in an early post (check the comments for sizing details), but the Yakima mounts were much larger than the copper pipe. As a shim, I cut a few inches of PVC pipe that was probably 3/4", then cut it open like making garlic bread from a baguette. It filled the gap perfectly, was cheap and was easy to cut. Both the copper and PVC were short scraps at the local Ace, so I didn't ruffle any feathers asking for a short section to be cut from a long one. If you are a Do It To Yourselfer, I'd suggest aluminum if you can get it because copper is heavy and commands such a price for recycling that I'm worried it will disappear if left out anywhere.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Luck is gone / the brain is shot / but the liquor we still got.

Doug Coughlin - Cocktail 1988

Yeah, 94%! A drunkard! Ironically enough, it took me three clues to answer "Beer" correctly or I'd have hit 100%. I shall stand ready to accept your abuse.

(Hat tip to Snakebite for seeing it first.)

94%DRUNKARD

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Let me splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride 1987

You know, we can look at one's needs as a bicycle commuter much like a food pyramid (except that my chart is not influenced by huge corporations, lobbiests or researched facts. Plus, it's really upside down.) It seems to me that if someone has decided that they wanted as little of the blame for the present oil war, they might decide to ride a bike to work or for shopping. And if they just decided this, then there is a good chance they are a rookie to the whole thing. Here's where I come in. Allow me to splain.

The thing is, a person could do nothing more than grab the dusty bike off the garage wall and ride to wherever they go. The bike, any functioning bike, is the root of commuting. Everything else is an accessory. Hence the bike pyramid. (Please forgive the cheesy graphic. I'm more of a writer and photographer than an graphic artist.)

Below the bike are items less-required for commuting. Some are essential to me, but may not be to others. Fenders are a good example. I'd never commute without them in spite of the fact that it stops raining around here by April, and won't start again until November. Why? Because there is always some crap that I'll ride through that I don't want on my person. Plus they look cool. Like someone who's got it figured out and is a serious rider.

To be more level-specific, for most people I rank a helmet, riding shorts (with padding), a rear rack, a blinkey tail light and panniers to be only slightly less important than the actual bike. Those items will allow you to carry stuff comfortably and in relative safety. And oddly enough, they can all be found very inexpensively. Panniers and shorts are better when you spend more, but you can probably get all of them for under $35 each.

In the orange level are the things like flat-resistant touring tires, fenders, locks, basic lighting, computers, wind vest, etc. Some are more useful for safetly, others like a computer make riding more fun because you can start tracking the improvements in your fitness. These items can also be fairly inexpensive, but you definitely get what you pay for.

At the bottom of my illustration are the items that can possibly be considered only for hard-core commuters. The basket and mirror could easily be bumped up a level based on someone else's experience, but cycling shoes, cold weather gear and serious rain gear are definitely hard-core items. Rechargeable lighting systems are awesome, but unless you're serious about this thing, then they are best left for a future acquisition.

Bike Tip (Nike Tip?): Just do it. Wait for a nice day and go for it. Figure a good route ahead of time, don't make it a longer ride than you can handle for the first time out, and give yourself time to get there. Don't decide you will do it every day from here on out, don't do it the day you HAVE to be somewhere by a certain time and don't worry if you don't like it at first. That's the getting used to it part. Pretty soon your fitness will increase, you'll nail down the perfect route, you'll be saving money, you'll stop at bakeries and small shops you never knew existed and you'll have fun. If it's not becoming fun, back off or figure out alternative routes. Just remind yourself that if you reduce your driving any measurable amount, it counts.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Oh, what's another ten pounds?

Juno McGuff - Juno 2007

Well, at some point, that ten pounds will break something. In my case, it was my kickstand. I was advised not to leave kids unattended when relying on this thing, and this is one reason why. Luckily, it was warrantied by the Xtracycle guys and a replacement dropped off at the Tip Top Bike Shop (which is right on my commute home.) Now I'm golden. I understand they will have a new prototype shortly that they will be happy to have me do some acid testing on. Good luck getting it back if I like it...

And since stuff breaks when it is asked to do more than originally designed for, I figured I had better get Mrs. Smudgemo's XC mtb wheelset back on her bike pronto. It has been out of service since the last pregnancy (and in Xtracycle service since November), and I think she's eying-up some trail riding this spring. As a replacement set, I decided on 36 spoke freeride wheels.

Step one. Holy crap, Nashbar has Mavic rims for $17! Two, please. Hmmm, these are pretty wide, hope they work with the Big Apple tires. Yep, they are fine. XT hubs, straight-gauge spokes and brass nipples are durable, but not very light.

Step two. Drop in some spokes trying to make it so the label on the hub points to the valve stem when done.
Step 3. Turn the hub in the proper direction, then add the final 18 spokes. Tension, stress-relieve, true. It's hard to justify the cost of the spoke tension gauge for the average guy, but boy is it handy to have for building and truing up wheels.

Step 4. Add some rotors and a cassette, and start hauling the heavy stuff.

I did an informal weight comparison, and these are quite a bit heavier than the XT hubs, 32 butted spokes with Mavic 717 rims that I was using. I don't think they are probably all that awesome for big-hit riding, but I'm betting they'll be killer for hauling heavy loads. Plus, the hubs will last a long time and the rims were dirt-cheap.

Beer Pick: Deschutes Brewery's Obsidian Stout. The brewer says: "Obsidian Stout gets is inspiration from one of the world's largest obsidian flows at Newberry Volcano--just a few miles south of the brewery. "The Big Obsidian Flow," as they call it, covers more than 700 acres with shiny black obsidian.
Black as midnight with a dark head. Deep, black chocolate aroma, wonderfully complex and clean. Hoppy and very bitter in the mouth, a great roasted finish. Sharp and dry. Great balance."

Wow. This is some good stuff as suggested by the website noting awards dating back to 1998. How in the hell did I miss this one until now? Many thanks are offered to Mrs. Smudgemo for seeing it (on sale no less) at the grocery store and grabbing a six. It's as black as any beer I've tried, and extremely tasty. Just the sort of thing to wash down taco salad the other night. I *highly* recommend giving it a try if you like your beers dark and chewy. And if you don't like the first one, fear not. I'll take the rest off your hands.

Friday, March 7, 2008

I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.

Steve Stifler - American Pie 1999

In an attempt to be light and fluffy for a change, I thought I'd post some photos of my new evening commute. We tried a bit of exploring last weekend, and happened upon a way up Euclid Ave. that avoids the very steep section at the bottom not so far up from campus. These photos start on Euclid after the "detour."

I never promised you one:


Codornices Park, a fun little park on the other side of the street. Complete with a creek, basketball court, picnic spots with grills, jungle gym equipment and the coolest concrete slide of probably 15' or so of elevation. You're on your own to bring the cardboard to slide on, though...

Looking up the divided section of Euclid.
This is looking down Marin Ave. You can't see the whole thing, but it goes down for over half a mile. The top of the hill is around a third of a mile in the opposite direction, and it's a way-tough climb on a bike.
And this is the view. Mrs. Smudgemo seems to believe the house that *used* to be there slid off the hill. Yikes! Well, as beautiful as it is here, it may not be perfect, I guess. San Francisco in the distance.

Mount Tam. Awesomely beautiful mountain biking, hiking and awesomely high property values.

Golden Gate Bridge somewhere in the fog...

Looking up the hill. Still some distance to go, but it's not all that steep here.

Summary: Don't miss your surroundings because you are stuck in a car, and don't believe everything you hear about Berkeley from the dopes on the teevee.

Question: What does one do with two kids, one kid's bike, time to kill and a desire to goof around (without the hassles of a car)? Head to the park to ride bikes!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

I don't give a f**k about your war... or your president.

Snake Plissken - Escape from New York 1981

Or perhaps some sort of musical chairs reference would be better since it appears likely that we'll be escaping to NY (and other cities) in the near future. The Atlantic has a story about this very subject titled, "The Next Slum?" Citing actual research studies (as opposed to my normal routine of pure speculation), they are noting that when it comes to the changing housing market, the subprime meltdown isn't the whole picture. There seems to be some actual and preexisting desire to flee the 'burbs. (Gasp!)

But the story of vacant suburban homes and declining suburban neighborhoods did not begin with the crisis, and will not end with it. A structural change is under way in the housing market—a major shift in the way many Americans want to live and work.
So there is consumer demand at play. Looking at how we got here in the first place is both fascinating and sad:
The suburban transformation that began in 1946, as GIs returned home, took almost half a century to complete, as first people, then retail, then jobs moved out of cities and into new subdivisions, malls, and office parks. As families decamped for the suburbs, they left behind out-of-fashion real estate, a poorer residential base, and rising crime. Once-thriving central-city retail districts were killed off by the combination of regional suburban malls and the 1960s riots. By the end of the 1970s, people seeking safety and good schools generally had little alternative but to move to the suburbs.
Until very recently, I hadn't realized that so many people wanted a walkable life. My whole vision of the future was that without oil issues (like, you know, running out) people would give up the keys to the car and the suburban home when the keys were pried from their cold, dead hands. Reality is as merciless as gravity, though:
If gasoline and heating costs continue to rise, conventional suburban living may not be much of a bargain in the future. And as more Americans, particularly affluent Americans, move into urban communities, families may find that some of the suburbs’ other big advantages—better schools and safer communities—have eroded. Schooling and safety are likely to improve in urban areas, as those areas continue to gentrify; they may worsen in many suburbs if the tax base—often highly dependent on house values and new development—deteriorates. Many of the fringe counties in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area, for instance, are projecting big budget deficits in 2008. Only Washington itself is expecting a large surplus. Fifteen years ago, this budget situation was reversed.
One thing to note though, is that not every suburb will fail. There are plenty of them that have the right combination of location and amenities to survive in tact:
Those that are affluent and relatively close to central cities—especially those along rail lines—are likely to remain in high demand. Some, especially those that offer a thriving, walkable urban core, may find that even the large-lot, residential-only neighborhoods around that core increase in value.
On the other hand, many inner suburbs that are on the wrong side of town, and poorly served by public transport, are already suffering what looks like inexorable decline. Low-income people, displaced from gentrifying inner cities, have moved in, and longtime residents, seeking more space and nicer neighborhoods, have moved out.
And finally, I think this doesn't take into consideration Peak Oil, but I suppose with a build-up of public transportation this could be true:
Perhaps most important, the shift to walkable urban environments will give more people what they seem to want. I doubt the swing toward urban living will ever proceed as far as the swing toward the suburbs did in the 20th century; many people will still prefer the bigger houses and car-based lifestyles of conventional suburbs. But there will almost certainly be more of a balance between walkable and drivable communities—allowing people in most areas a wider variety of choices.
It seems that much of the difference between desirable and potential slum may be the age of the housing. Homes built more recently tend to be further away from city centers. They tend to be built more cheaply, cost more for city services because of low density, and often lack any real architecture or individualism. They also tend to be car-only when it comes to transportation to anywhere. Clogged freeways for long commutes are undoubtedly the reason people are more willing to change their living arrangements. Once someone experiences the joys of a short daily commute and the community experience of a local farmer's market, they might not think so highly of their McMansion. But that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong.

Escape the Suburbs Tips: If you really want out, here's my quick guide to gittin' 'er done.
1. Decide where you want to go.
2. Craigslist/eBay/garage sale/donate/throw out all the excess crap you don't really need or ever use. You know you've got too much stuff, and you're downsizing and simplifying, so make it hurt.
3. Interview local realtors until you find one who is smart, experienced and will tell you the truth about your property, not what you want to hear.
4. Put all the excess crap you can't bear to get rid of but don't really use often in a local storage shed. Check into using portable storage modules. Your home needs to be ready for sale, not ready to show off your taste.
5. Get the little projects done that you never have time for, but didn't mind living with.
6. Price the home to sell and don't look back.
7. If you haven't found your perfect new home or are in a totally new area, rent for awhile. If you used portable storage modules, have them shipped to your new location and leave what you can in storage.
8. Move into your new permanent home and (whether buying or renting) unpack all the crap you decided to keep. Get rid of anything you don't need. The saying goes, three moves equals a fire.
9. Walk to the stores and restaurants from now on. Whistle and smile while you do, because you got a seat when the music stopped.

Friday, February 29, 2008

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

Elwood Blues - The Blues Brothers 1980

OMFG, some station around here is actually charging over $4.00 for a gallon of regular gas. And people are no doubt paying it. But, but I can see a refinery just a couple of miles away, and I know there are one or two more over the hills that I can't see directly.

Good thing so many environmentalists around here have hybrids, or we'd be facing some serious issues...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghost Busters 1984

Crap, the rear wheel on my commuter broke a spoke yesterday and I had to ride home with no rear brake (due to the wheel wobbling.) Luckily I've got a spare set of wheels and a truing stand.

Bike Commuter Tip: Spokewrench - I didn't have one, but could have used it to loosen the spokes opposite of the break. This would have brought the wheel a bit more true possibly allowing me to actually use my brakes.

Bonus Bike Commuter Tip: Brake Pads - Wow! A new set makes a huge difference. I only had one pair on hand, so I replaced the backs and realized how degraded their performance has become. I think the pad material must get hard because the fronts aren't all that worn down, but they definitely don't grab as well as the new rear pads. Since we are talking about less than $10 per wheel, I suggest changing them regularly.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Who said we were terrorists?

Hans Gruber - Die Hard 1988

Our Democratic presidential candidates have made various pledges to remove the troops from Iraq at some point fairly early in 2009. The gist is that they'll do this almost as fast as they can upon actually having the power to do so. This begs the question that I've not heard anybody ask. What happens when troops are removed but we still need oil? Are we still planning on protecting the pumps and supply lines in Iraq? Are we hoping to magically find another supplier? Are we going to advocate using less? What's the plan!!? I don't mention Republicans because other than Ron Paul, I've heard nobody advocate "surrender." I still don't understand who we are at war with, so I'm not sure who we'd be surrendering to. And if that's the issue, let's just declare victory and head for home.

The reason I ask is because over the last year I've had a number of conversations with people that lead me to believe we want the troops out, but only if it doesn't impact our level of comfort. Examples:
1. A person who works in the environmental industry, but drives to work only four miles away. Admitted guilt assuaged somewhat by driving a hybrid (I kept my mouth shut on that one.) Said person rides a bike for recreation, but ruled out using a bike for commuting.
2. A person complained about lack of parking at the train station used near home. I asked how far away (and knowing I ride ~9 miles each way), the sheepish answer was, "Less than you ride." It's about 1.5 miles.
3. A person drives a diesel on used vegetable oil obtained for free, and somehow thinks that it's better than everyone else and suddenly okay to drive everywhere. Work is only about three miles away and running appears to be the exercise of choice (in spite of owning a perfectly suitable bike for commuting.)
4. A person's goal in life at 27ish was to own a BMW by the time she was thirty. I started to question the shallowness of such a goal, but stopped myself.

I find the horrified "You can't possibly suggest I should..." looks I get are always very similar and very regular. They invariably follow with excuses as to why something can't possibly happen. What I don't get is what happened to our pioneer spirit? What happened to sacrificing for our country? Doesn't everyone like to be uncomfortable occasionally if for no other reason than to know you can get through it and to appreciate all the comfort we have? It astounds me how hard many people work to avoid any physical effort. Long hours in stressful jobs to buy stuff.

All of which leads me back to the question of how can we get the troops out of Iraq and maintain our oil supply lines so everyone can keep on driving and shopping? Seriously, I'd like to know.

And in other sad news, it appears that my commute is going to triple this year, so I'm researching folding bikes. The Intermodal Man of Mystery intends to bike/bus/train the commute. There is no way I'm driving unless I'm catching a ride from someone, and no way I'm moving to the 'burbs. Nope. I'm checking out a leftover 2007 Dahon Curve D3. I figure if I get small wheels, I might as well go really small (16") and get the smallest folded package I can. I'm not sure how capable it'll be on the hill back to home, but I can always upgrade to a hub with more gears, I suppose. Your thoughts?